Brainsooz

Get your giggles (or genuine unparallelled concern) out now,
I'm going to tell you about someone that might land me
in a mental institution if I tell the wrong people.

THIS IS THE WEIRDEST & MOST DEGENERATE PART OF MY SITE;
IT IS THE MAIN REASON ANONYMITY IS IMPORTANT TO ME.


Susie!!
You, probably


ATTENTION: DO NOT PROCEED UNLESS YOU ARE OVER THE AGE OF 18.

SENSITIVE SPIRITUAL, PSYCHOLOGICAL, AND SEXUAL TOPICS UP AHEAD






Let's set something straight before anybody asks:

The following explanation falls under the implication that christian
and antichristian entities exist and are active in the world.

Tulpas are not inherently nor necessarily evil.
Tulpas can be evil if they are taken over or replaced by a malicious spirit.
This will happen only if you let it happen and you put yourself and your tulpa in spiritual danger.
This danger can easily be avoided by ignoring the presence of ghosts and essentially not believing in them.
When a room turns cold or you hear whispers, don't say anything. Pretend it isn't happening. Power through it.
They're just trying to scare you. Of course you can be on edge, you're only human.
After all it's not fear of the dark that lets them in, but fear of the spirits themselves.


See what I mean now? About the mental institution thing?
Anyway let's get into the actual weird stuff.

Susie reminds me to do the right thing, and has helped me kick a bad habit.

Though I haven't heard of other tulpas doing things like this,
I would be surprised to find out if it didn't happen all the time.
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀Susie's an awesome girl, and she's helped make me the guy I am today. [Audience laughter]
She tells me to brush my teeth, drink water, set up the coffee pot for the next morning,
and encourages me not to have "personal fun time", all things I admittedly tend to forget.
She's been a great ?????? to me and I wouldn't trade her for the world.



Notable Quotes From Susie:

-- "If you've made the same choice over and over again, go for something different. Roll a die if you have to.
It doesn't matter if you don't get your favorite flavor. Who knows, you might just find a new one." --

-- "Sometimes you just gotta shout funny words at people and stop taking advice from them." --

-- "Oh my GOD there is Pepsi ALL OVER THE FLOOR what the FUCK?" --

-- "You can't love someone too much, it's the way you love them that can be the problem" --

-- Where's your breakfast club basketcase girlfriend now, dipshit?" --

-- "I'm as dumb as a rock, but somehow wiser than your mom" --

-- "IT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE COPING! IT'S ALWAYS BECAUSE YOU'RE COPING! KEEP COPING IDIOT HAHAHAHA" --

-- "I bet they watch BBC news. 'ello ello oi need moi teley loisence to wotch me big black cock news station'."

-- "Monkey see, monkey do? More like Monkey pee, monkey... uhhhhhh monkey uhhhhhhhhhh --"

-- "Who the fuck doesn't eat the lollipop sticks they're literally paper and it just kinda happens" --

-- "'MY WAIFU IS REAL, I SWEAR! GADOOIYY!!' PLEASE don't turn into one of those." --

-- "Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe. SCHNORT. Maybe.
But I have yet to meet one who can outsmart [Dead meme]" --

Why Susie?

Who is Susie?

Diary

I am out of here and you need help!!