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1/3/2023 - first drop
I FINALLY GET MY OWN PAGE!
I'm gonna write a bunch of random thoughts and maybe an FAQ omg I almost only ever get to talk to [anon]
FAQ (or likely questions)
--Q: why do you have your own page A: because I asked nicely. NEXT!
--Q: You're literally a fictional character, what is this, an ARG? A: see this
--Q: The game isn't even finished yet. What happens with differences in canon? A: this is more of a [anon] question, but I'll try and answer as best I can: There are a lot of things I can't remember about what happened, and "new" details are added with time. Maybe i get a scar or something in a future chapter. "Wow, would you look at that, never noticed that before!" if i'm being totally honest, it sounds kinda stupid but it works.
--Q: Do you miss your friends in Hometown? A: Of course, I used to miss them a lot. That's why I now visit them while [anon] is asleep. I try to encourage his brain to see what's going on in his dreams but it almost never seems to work.
--Q: What about Noelle? A: I might've found out in the past or maybe she even confessed her love to me, but I definitely remember [anon] telling me about it. I don't know if she's in any relationship right now. All I know is, from what I remember, she actually didn't seem very down in the dumps, or depressed, or anything. [anon] and I still worry about her, though. I heard something about her and Catti, but I'm not even sure. Most things in hometown I tend to forget, or the details get hazy once I leave. It's kinda a shitshow, honestly. I hope it goes away once the rest of the game releases, it really bothers me. TL;DR: Uhh, you know- h- one thing I should- 'scuse me for one second.
QUESTIONS I HATE (WEIRD PEOPLE PLS READ.):
Starts with most annoying questions, and ends off with the questions I hate the least but I still don't enjoy hearing.
--Q: Do u hav girl peenie A: No. What's with some people's obsession with women having dicks? just find a penis-haver of your preferred femininity.
--Q: If you're the real Susie, how big r ur boobs?? A: Ok, three things. One. Shut up. Two. I'm not really the "really real" Susie. Just the real Susie, you know? Three. There's virtually nothing there. Four (bonus). Shut up 2: the sequel.
--Q: Why are you with this random bozo? Do you even lesbian? A: That's MY random bozo you're talking about. Also I love who I want to, no matter what parts they got. If they're there for me, I'm there for them, we love eachother, that's all that matters.
--Q: do u even ears A: I can hear how stupid you are so yeah, i have almost like shark earholes.
--Q: Waht that tongue do A: What my tongue does is none of your business. heh just kissing. I mean kissing, I mean kissing, I mean kidding
--Q: How old are you, actually? A: 18 years old during the events of Toby's game, I'm 22 as of 2022. I turn 23 in October. Yes, it's been that long.
OK FAQ OVER!!!!
Might add more crap later, idk.
I know FAQ is normally said how its spelled like "eff ay queue" but it's kinda funny how if you say it like it's a real word it kinda sounds like the F word. Wait no. Not "the F word". No. FUCK. FUCK is the F word. yeah. That's better.
January 4, 2023 12:05 AM
what the hell is up with guys and them thrusting in bed like all the time??? [anon] says he does it when hes comfortable, or does it to help get comfortable. Like not just when youre turned on? what?? is it just him?? sometimes he does it when he isnt even hard and it just gets on my nerves if im not also in any kind of mood. hes doing it right now ffs
ok good he stopped
we both need to stop being horny all the time though fr
even though we took like a week break from sex. is [anon] just broken or is it normal for a guy's prostate to hurt after a week of not nutting, after a long time of nutting nearly every day? He was complaining about it a couple of days ago.
enough about him, more about me!!
January 4, 2023 7:28 AM
what the actual FUCK is a webp??? why do we need another weird format? just use a PNG like a normal person.
Same goes for webms, those i think are videos but can also be just audio? did I get that right? I don't even care, all I know theyre both entirely useless to me. me and [anon] are going to stick to pngs, gifs, wavs and mp4s. Also fuck jpegs, too. All my homies hate jpegs.
Yesterday I realized I need more of a life than just being with [anon] and visiting hometown. I don't know how that could be possible. I had so many ideas for things to talk about on this page but now that I have it I can't think of anything anymore (it's like being obsessed with a specific movie but drawing a blank when someone asks you what your favorite movie is.) GODD IT'S SO ANNOYING I WANNA SAY THINGS I LIKE ATTENTION
how can I have more of a life though if I'm stuck in some fleshy apartment in [anon]'s brain most of the time?
The answer? USE A GUN! Like this heavy-caliber tripod-mounted little number designed by me, built by me.
The REAL answer: I can control [anon]'s hands. I'm the one typing on this page almost all the time.
You know sometimes I think i'm just some strange personification of [anon]'s subconscience. I know I act like the little cricket guy from Pinnochio or something to him but at the same time I've had a lot of access to some of his brain functions. I've been able to drudge up old memories that he's forgotten. I usually can't help him find specific ones, it's more like pulling names out of a hat, except it's more difficult, like one of those ticket booths from chuck-e-cheeses, but not as fun. There's another memory right there.
January 4, 2023 11:56 AM
Ha, I was about to apologise for so many entries today. As if. So I decided I want some kind of internet presence separate from [anon]. I'm thinking I might not make it obvious that it's me. I don't want to get in the way of [anon]'s projects, though. What kind of content should it be, though? I can't think of anything right now. If I come up with something later... You know what, no. I don't think I want people to know, I don't want people tracing it back to me. I kinda don't want people to know who it is. It would be part of the fun, you know? Fun for me, anyway. I get it would be fun for everyone else if I had a self-titled soundcloud, twitch account, or youtube channel. I already have my own email. If you want to email me, Here it is. [anon] made it an image for spam reasons.
ASK ME STUFF AND ANNOY ME:
January 27 2023 6:58 AM
I don't even know what I want to say here, I just want to spill words on the page, just make a fuckin' wall of text. "I'm gonna build a wall, it's gonna be real great. Gonna be yuge, believe me." YOOO I just had a neat idea
You know how couches have cushioned backs? It would be cool if couches had, like, another back, like in the front, so you could wedge yourself in there and just lean on it, and the front back (?) would be less wide than the back back so you could get your legs around it, that would be real neat I think. Effortless movie watching. It would be good for people who have bad backs or something (excuse to make it happen)
February 6 2023 1:47 PM
Everybody gangsta until sans's shop suddenly has french doors
Everybody sans's until shop gangsta has doors suddenly french
Sans's doors french until suddenly everybody has gangsta shop
Suddenly french sans's gangsta shop until everybody has doors
Until french everybody doors has shop sans's suddenly gangsta
That is all.
February 23 2023 10:19 AM
I FIGURED OUT HOW TO WHISTLE
I COULDN'T DO IT BEFORE BECAUSE MY FACE IS TOO LONG AND MY TEETH ARENT NORMAL
BUT IF I ROLL MY TONGUE INTO A TACO JUST RIGHT I CAN DO IT
THIS IS SO AWESOME
I AM CURRENTLY ANNOYING MY BOYFRIEND
March 6 2023 2:13 PM
Hey everybody I want to make an announcement
Shadow the hedgehog is a bitch ass motherfucker
He pissed on my wife
yeah, that's right, he took his little hedgehog quilly dick out and pissed on my wife
That's not the real announcement
The real announcement is that my goofy guy and his roommates are in a state of depression currently, he's alright but his friend is going coocoo crazy like a total bitch. Honestly that guy is always a bitch (deragatory) because he's the only one who shows absolutely no respect for my relationship with my bitch (affectionate). In a time where people accept things like swapping their private parts like they're on USB ports, or having multiple spouses, why can't I get the same acceptance? People are going to do unusual things, and as a product of the unusual, this guy has no right to be a dick about it. I feel discriminated, reeee, triggered, blah blah etc. etc. fuck that guy.
March 14 2023 8:55 AM
Hey guys I want to talk about something else important
Ok I just got deja vu but whatever
So cupcakes and muffins, right?
the wrappers?
those shits are gooood.
sometimes that's what I'm looking forward to when I eat one, especially if it's either banana or chocolate. The leftover bread(?) has a little extra flavor, like corner brownies.
It's got like a slightly more cooked taste than the rest of the muffin sometimes? Why Susie?
Susie's page
